My socially awkward life
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person:
hey
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me:
good thanks
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
(Source: joebspecial)
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
(Source: facepimp)
(Source: elephant-in-a-boa-constrictor)
Thanks so much to whoever brought this over to the lovely land of reddit. However, I’m still not selling it (yet), no matter how many of these images get sent to me:
(Source: rdjsaidwhatnow)
Watermelon slaughter…
It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.
(Source: dreamager)
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Teacher:
Schools almost over
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Teacher:
and this is crazy
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Teacher:
but here's three projects
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Teacher:
due friday
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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
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history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
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literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“What a Piece of Work is Man”: Reflection on Masculinity and Gender Perceptions (Men With “Lady” Hair)
YOU GUYS
Um. Yes. I LOVE THIS.
I’m gonna leave this here…
much love for all of this
Mentlegen.
